omg this is sooo my mother!

Mom:	LET'S GO I'M READY
:	10 minutes go by
Mom:	are you ready yet?????
Me:	I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom:	Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

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